Dear Viral Infection with no specific cause,
We are done. I would say the expected lines in a break-up: “It’s not you, it’s me,” but it is you. You’re a right bastard and I’m tired of putting up with your nonsense.
When people are dating, it’s normal to feel dizzy and light headed from the rush of those feel-good hormones. It is not, however, a great deal of fun to feel dizzy and light headed from an infection. Headaches and vision problems aren’t my idea of a good time. At this point, I’d rather walk across hot coals than continue this affair.
That being said, I don’t see why you’ve lingered for so long. I’ve done everything I should to get rid of you. I’ve had so much water that I feel like a goldfish. I spend more time asleep than awake. I’m taking my medicine like a good little invalid. Still, you persist. I’m afraid if you continue to stalk me in this manner, there is really nothing I can do about it.
Please go away…
Tired of being tired